"I've connected the two dots-"

"You didn't connect shit." Katsuki interrupted, tone snippy.

"I've connected them." I said, as if Katsuki hadn't even spoken. "And now I know the truth."

Katsuki gave the other a deadpan look. He rested his elbow on the table, then his head in his palm. "And what, pray tell, is the truth?"

"The truth," I started, looking to him. "Is that Izuku is not, in fact, All Might's secret love child."

"Oh for fucks sake-"