Okay, so, it's been a while since I've posted quality content. But, since I'm a total Voltron dork now, I felt that this was too good to keep to myself. This is a Shamchat roleplay between a Keith who's texted the wrong number and a Lance McClain. I potrayed Lance, if you wondered.

This is a conversation between Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start) and yourself, Lance McClain.

Lance McClain: X

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): for the last fucking time, i dont want you number! i deleted it twice already i dont need to delete it third time!

Lance McClain: I'm sorry, what? Hate to break it to you, pal, but you've got the wrong number.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): ...this isnt james?

Lance McClain: Uh, no. This is Lance.
Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): oh shit sorry

Lance McClain: It's all good.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): ill make sure not to bother you again

Lance McClain: Hey, dude. It's okay. Anybody who formally snaps at the guy who keeps giving them a number is an A+ in my book

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): well its not the first time he's done it

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): but you can probably tell from my first message

Lance McClain: He sounds like a douchebag.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): on the nail, he fucking is

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i just wished he leaved me alone! i dont even know what i did

Lance McClain: Is he too flirty? Or is he a generally horrible person?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): second one

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): he thinks the whole "belittle people so they like me" works

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith
Kogane(x to start): im fine with flirty but only when its like you know

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): /nice/

Lance McClain: Ooh, I bet you'd LOVE me.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): ????

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i just met you??

Lance McClain: Ha, sorry. It was a joke. I'm a general flirt, if you couldn't tell

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): oh

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): well now i can tell

Lance McClain: Oof, could I major in Flirting? Is that a possibility?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): ...human relations maybe?

Lance McClain: I know that's a joke, but I would totally do that if that's what the class was

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): as you can tell im not really good with jokes

Lance McClain: It was pretty good

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i was

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i was being serious

Lance McClain: ...are you always
serious?
Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): well not always

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i try to make jokes when i fall into ponds

Lance McClain: 'When you fall into ponds'? Water way to go.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): ....pff

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): okay thats funny

Lance McClain: Thank you. I knew I could make you laugh.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): well youll be happy to know that made me feel better

Lance McClain: Aww. It wasn't a big deal. It makes me feel better to know that it made you feel better.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): thats very sweet of you lance

Lance McClain: >//////<

Lance McClain: stahp

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i'm just being honest

Lance McClain: Well, it's too nice of you. Be less honest.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): too bad, i like being blunt

Lance McClain: Mmm, yes. Blunt like a dull spoon.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): pfff

Lance McClain: I've been told that stabbing a full spoon into your arm hurts less than a needle. I'm sorry, but I think THE FUCK NOT

Lance McClain: *dull

Lance McClain: *more than a needle

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): if anything it hurts more since the pain region is spread more

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i literally stabbed myself with a pin tag the other day by accident and i didnt even flinch so

Lance McClain: Speaking of pain regions, are you in school?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): yep, im guessing you are too?

Lance McClain: Damn right. It hurts. More than a dull spoon, probably.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): yeah i can agree with you on that

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): im an art major and the project deadlines are killing me

Lance McClain: You're an art major? Damn, that's so cool.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): eh

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): its a lot of staying up late at night with paint all over you

Lance McClain: You know, some people would find that attractive.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): yeah? like who?

Lance McClain: ...

Lance McClain: pfffffffffffftttttt me

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): are you flirting with me?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): you dont even know what i look like

Lance McClain: No, but I have your number. Usually I have to talk to someone to get THAT far.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): okay thats true

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): im keith btw

Lance McClain: Nice to meet you, Keef.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): keef?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): really, nicknames?

Lance McClain: It sounds like Keith anyway.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): it rhymes with reef Lance

Lance McClain: And Keith rhymes with leith. So what?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): well okay

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): fair point

Lance McClain: Thank you.

Lance McClain: See? I'm a genius.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): indeed you are

Lance McClain: Was that sarcasm?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): no

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): remember, blunt

Lance McClain: Mmmm, yes. Blunt like a wooden block.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): blunt like a rusty old knife

Lance McClain: Jesus

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): what?

Lance McClain: 'let me see what you have.' 'a KnIfE' 'N O'

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): did you seriously just quote the vine

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): dude my brother and his husband say that constantly to me

Lance McClain: Ha

Lance McClain: Amazing

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i have a lot of knives

Lance McClain: But you're not a murderer. You seem too much like a meme to be a murderer. You're like a...

Lance McClain: *gasp*

Lance McClain: A MEMEDURER

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): o h

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): my god

Lance McClain: DID YOU KILL PEPE, KEEF?

Lance McClain: D I D Y O U K I L L P E P E ?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): NO I DID NOT

Lance McClain: Oh. Okay. My faith in you has been restored.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): why will i kill pepe???

Lance McClain: Because, Keith. You're a memedurer. You're... o h m y g o d

Lance McClain: y o u

Lance McClain: a r e

Lance McClain: t h e

Lance McClain: z o d i a c

Lance McClain: k i l l e r

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i look

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): NOTHING like him

Lance McClain: He was never caught,
Keef. WHAT IF YOU'RE THE SON OF THE ZODIAC KILLER?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i was born in korea

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith
Kogane(x to start): is this an excuse for you to get me to send a picture?

Lance McClain: Oh my god. You're the son of the Zodiac killer, and you're just trying to live your life and escape the legacy of your father. Admit that you would see that if it was a movie.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): okay fair, i would watch the shit out of that

Lance McClain: HAHA

Lance McClain: And, also, I wouldn't object to a picture. But that wasn't the purpose of that.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): ah okay

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): well guess i dont have to send a picture then

Lance McClain: I WOULDN'T OBJECT TO ONE

Lance McClain: SEND ONE, DAMMIT

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): pff

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): [Keith sends a picture, his hair is in a bun and his glasses are crooked. He looks tired but he's smiling sheepishly, he has a splotch of red and blue paint on his left cheek]

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): there you go

Lance McClain: Holy

Lance McClain: fucking

Lance McClain: shit

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): ??/

Lance McClain: You're...

Lance McClain: DAMN, YOU FINE

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): o h

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): oh okay

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): neat

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): thanks?

Lance McClain: 'Neat'? How old are you, sixty?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i panicked and im listening to this podcast

Lance McClain: You panicked? Dude. Chill.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): look im just not use to it

Lance McClain: Used to what?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): being called 'fine' or anything like that

Lance McClain: Wait, really? You're not constantly being told that?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): no????

Lance McClain: Why not? Because, well... day-um.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): idk, and thanks

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): god you really are flirty

Lance McClain: Heh. I just have irresistible charm.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): can you send a photo?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): if youre comfortable to, i mean

Lance McClain: I don't know if you could handle it. My beauty is something that a mortal soul shouldn't stare directly at.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): guess ill take my chances

Lance McClain: you have a death wish.

Lance McClain: [Lance sends a photo. He's laying down on a blue bedspread, and his hair is falling to one side. He's making a peace sign at the camera, and he has a goofy grin on his face.]

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): youre beautiful

Lance McClain: Wait, what?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): youre really beautiful, lance

Lance McClain: I

Lance McClain: really?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): really

Lance McClain: Heh. Thanks, I guess. That... that flattery is kinda new for me.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): well im just uh you know

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): being honest

Lance McClain: Well, you sound, uh, hella gay

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): maybe i am hella gay

Lance McClain: It wouldn't surprise me.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): are you cool with that?

Lance McClain: Of course I am. After all, I was shamelessly flirting with you.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): well okay well true

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): just wanted to check

Lance McClain: Hell, I still am shamelessly flirting with you.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): keep doing it

Lance McClain: Really? I mean, normally, beautiful people want me to stop talking with them.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): youre the beautiful one here, lance, and sucks for them because youre a sweet guy

Lance McClain: >/////////////////////<

Lance McClain: stop

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): again /just being blunt and honest/

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): pff

Lance McClain: You're also being very flirty, which I love.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i honestly didnt know i was flirting

Lance McClain: You called me beautiful.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): okay well

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): /true/

Lance McClain: That's more than flirting. That's romantic.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i just said the first thing on my mind

Lance McClain: Wait, that was the first thing on your mind?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): ...yes

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): is it weird?

Lance McClain: That is so sweet.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): well you are!

Lance McClain: How? Honestly, Keith, if you met me, you'd know that I am anything but sweet.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): you made me feel better after the whole thing with james

Lance McClain: Heh. I barely knew you. I just wanted to make you laugh.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): thats pretty fucking sweet lance

Lance McClain: Oh. I didn't realize that. You just seemed upset, and you also seemed like you needed a laugh.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): which makes you more sweet since it was entirely selfless

Lance McClain: ...dammit.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): im just being honest :)

Lance McClain: You're being honest, but you're also flirting. That's adorable.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): thanks you? i mean i feel like you just needed to know

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): but i also dont every think before i speak (type?)

Lance McClain: I love how you're this sweet and nice to me, and we've never even met.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): well we can

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i mean we're on the same campus right

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): judging by the area code

Lance McClain: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i would love to meet you, lance

Lance McClain: Where should we meet up? I mean, it's weird how we're in the same school but we've never even seen each other. And, I... I'd love to meet you too, Keith.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): we can meet up at the library and go from there

Lance McClain: Ooh, I love the library. It's easy to find some place to nap in there.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i usually hang out in the back section with all the horror novels

Lance McClain: Do you ever get scared by those novels?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): eh, sometimes but not as often as you expect

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): but it just has to be something very fucking freaky and real

Lance McClain: Really? Those books give me the creeps.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): well i mean

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): that's their job

Lance McClain: I mean, the entire section gives me the creeps. It feels too... eerie. And ominous.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): again, kind of the point to them

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i like eerie and ominous things

Lance McClain: No, the entire area back there freaks me out. It's dark, almost rotting, and I heard weird groaning sounds on multiple occasions.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): oh yeah there's a ghost back there

Lance McClain: KEITH

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): she's nice!!!

Lance McClain: Wait, there's really a ghost? Like, an honest-to-god, haunting ghost?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i mean yeah?

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i did an investigation awhile back ago and found out she was living there

Lance McClain: Oh my god. That is so freaky.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): what did you expect? this college is over 100 years old

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): she likes red stones by the way

Lance McClain: Keith, because of you mentioning ghosts, I am now hiding in my dorm room closet with a chocolate bag, my blanket and my phone because I heard something spooky.

Lance McClain: *bar

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): lance its all fine

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): just uh

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): think of them as people?

Lance McClain: I'm freaked out, Keith. They're ghosts!

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): they were people lance!

Lance McClain: 'Were'. Past-tense. As in, 'are no longer'.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): theyre still really cool, there are mainly five ive seen around but after there there isnt much activity around the campus

Lance McClain: I'm still freaked out. Everything that I've seen, heard or read about ghosts indicates that at least one of them is evil.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): one of them pulls pranks but i doubt any of them are evil

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): i literally sat at the library at 3am to test this

Lance McClain: Damn. You're braver than I am, clearly.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): its okay to be scared, im just dumb

Lance McClain: I'm not scared. I don't get scared. I'm just... worried about the potentially evil entities.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): pff, cute

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): its safe lance, i promise

Lance McClain: I'm still staying huddled in my closet. I'm metaphorically and literally closeted

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): lance oh my god

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): do you want me to get you out?

Lance McClain: You don't even know where I live.

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): hey dude i gtg! its hella late over here, thank you for rping with me!))

Lance McClain: See ya! Have a good night, and thanks for being awesome!))

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start): thank YOU for being awesome! have a good night!))

Wrong/Unknown#!College!Keith Kogane(x to start) has left the conversation.

None of this was changed from the original RP. I hope that you'll at least get a laugh out of it.

Peace out,

-Runaway