I love smiles. My friend loves smiles. Everyone loves smiles. Or they should. If they don't love smiles, then I shall find the scissors and make them smile.
One day I was just having a happy day at school. Teachers were mean, giving out homework, and they won't shut up. Kids were chewing gum, dabbing, and saying "Your Mom"
Then one kid he had a grumpy face and he was lookin at me. He was all like: grrr Ima not do my homework. Grrr you're stupid. Grrr your mama's fat. Grrrrrr.
And then I was all like: hey what you lookin at me and not smiling.
And then he's like: Grrr your teeth are so yellow that they make traffic slow down. Grrr.
So then I asked if I could go to the bathroom to see if he would follow me and he did. So then he went up to me like: boy! What you doin here smiling at school.
And then I was like: cuz I luv smiles!
And then he said: smiles are for retards!
And that was the first time I stopped smiling. I then took my safety scissors out and put him on the counter. I then started carving out a smile in his face so that he would never stop smiling. I watched as he screamed and cried in my clutches. His tears flowing down like the Pacific Ocean. Wait. Does the Pacific Ocean even flow? Well what ever. So I was carving into his face right. Then the teach came in and saw a bunch of blood on the floor and the counter. Man it was gory!
Long story short I got expelled and my mom got mad at me and that kid went to the hospital.