Me: *eating sweet and sour chicken with sweet and sour sauce*

Lake247: *eating orange sesame chicken* Man! Chinese food is delicious!

Me: You can say that again!

Chinese Woman: Here are your fortune cookies!

Me: *opens my cookie* You will have a good day! Sweet!

Lake247: *opens her fortune cookie* You will be crushed by a piano.

Piano: *falls towards her*

Lake247: *weak* Mother......

Piano: *crushes her out cold*

Lake247: *out cold with stars floating above her*

Me: Who didn't see that coming? *goes back to eating my Chinese food like nothing happened*

This story was written on Thursday, November 12th, 2020.

A/N Poor girl! The fortune cookie was right on the money! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.