Herman: *reading*

Woman: *barges in his house* Hey, you got any change?

Herman: Excuse me? Do I even know you?

Woman: Please, give me 100 bucks! Come on, cousin!

Herman: I'm not your cousin! And, I don't have 100 bucks!

Woman: Please!

Herman: Go away!

Woman: Not until you buy me something!

Herman: *calls the mental institution*

Woman: *sings You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine by Lou Rawls*

Mental Institution People: *takes the woman to the mental institution*

Woman: *still singing*

Herman: What a crazy lady! *closes the door and locks it this time*

This story was written on Wednesday, December 16th, 2020.

A/N That woman is crazy! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.