Dentist: Hey, young man! Want to get a tooth pulled?

Carl: I'm sorry?

Dentist: Get a tooth pulled for free! Which tooth shall I pull?

Carl: None! Get away from me, creep!

Dentist: Aw, come on! It will just take a minute!

Carl: No!

Dentist: Like I said, I can do it for free! No charge!

SkittishReflections: Okay, this is stupid! *calls the mental institution people* Need your help! Gotta a dentist that wants to pull someone's tooth for free, and their teeth is just fine! Come right away! At the mall!

Dentist: Come on, please! Only one tooth!

Carl: Ma'am, leave me alone!

Dentist: It'll just take one minute, I promise! Free of charge!

Mental Institution People: You're coming with us!

Dentist: No!!!

Mental Institution People: *takes the dentist away in a straitjacket, and into the van, and drives off*

SkittishReflections: She's crazy! She'll get the help she needs!

This story was written on Sunday, December 27th, 2020.

A/N That dentist is clearly a lunatic! There was nothing wrong with Carl's teeth! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.