(I am in bold, my Aphrodite friend is in italics)

There once was a princess! She loved being a princess.

Her name was Toothless.

(TOOTHLESS? WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS TOOTHLESS FOR A PRINCESS? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT PARENTS...)

She had a pet chicken.

His name was Toto.

And she liked swinging on the chandelier.

However, she loved being a princess, and swinging on the chandelier wasn't very princess like. It was her one guilty pleasure, much like dinosaur shows and mint chocolate chip ice cream.

She also sailed over the rainbow!

(WHAT THE) Because her father-

The king-

Bought a private jet just for her, because he's the king.

He has the money.

And the power.

(Bursts into random singing and dancing routine of I've Got the Power)

So she and her dog-

It was a chicken.

So she and her chicken could sail over the rainbow.

However!

DUN dun dun!

The agreement was that after she, the chicken, and the jet-

Don't forget the pilot, he's also very important.

And the pilot were done sailing-

Technically it would be flying-

Over the rainbow, there would be a ball, and she would have to get married.

Every princess gets ruined when they're married.

It's so true though.

We should write a new sort of fairy tale.

We're off track again.

D-a-m it.

Percy Jackson References!

Anyway, she had to get married.

To a man named Ickle.

(What kind of a name is Ickle?)

(Rolling around on the floor laughing... Literally)

At the ball, a man named Ickle came, and he and the princess fell in love in the time span of three hours, as cheesy princesses often do. However, when the rest of the Royal family met Ickle, it was discovered that he used to be a prisoner and was only released last year. The king didn't want his daughter to marry a once-was criminal, so he sent Ickle away and despaired!

However, Ickle returned! Because that's what people do when they're in love... And stuff... So... Yeah.

However, he came back disguised as the Prince of the neighboring kingdom!

Gasp!

Stuff happened after that, and it was discovered that he really WAS the Prince of the neighboring kingdom! Then more stuff happened, and Toothless and Ickle got married and sailed... I mean flew over the rainbow for their honeymoon and installed a beautiful new chandelier! Then their parents died, and they took over BOTH kingdoms, and everybody lived happily ever after!... Until they died.

The End!

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