Scott The Pizza Man: This must be the place! 181 Fish Face Rd! *gets the pizza out of the car, and trips on a skateboard* Whoa! *loses the pizza box*

Pizza Box: *lands on the grass*

Scott The Pizza Man: Some idiot left their skateboard in the way! *picks up the pizza box from the grass and rings the doorbell, then hears growling from behind* Uh oh..... *turns around slowly to see a bear*

Bear: *roaring at Scott*

Scott The Pizza Man: *screams like a girl* Don't hurt me! *sobs hysterically*

Melissahoel1: *giggles* Scared of a bear! What a wuss! *giggles again*

Scott The Pizza Man: It's not funny! *whimpering* Get that bear away from me!

Tom: *opens the door* Can I have my pizza, please?

Scott The Pizza Man: *shakily gives him his pizza*

Tom: Have you been crying?

Scott The Pizza Man: I saw a bear. *turns around and doesn't see him* Where did he go?

Tom: You watch too many wildlife films, pal!

Scott The Pizza Man: No, I don't! That's $11.87!

Tom: *pays* Keep the change.

Scott The Pizza Man: Okay, um, have a nice night...

Jake The Car Thief: *drives off in the pizza man's car*

Scott The Pizza Man: *howling* Nooooooo!!! Come back here with that! I need that for work!!!!! *runs after the car thief*

This story was written on Wednesday, July 15th, 2020.

A/N Such a hilarious story, and this is for a friend in need of cheering up! ❤️ Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.