Me: I can't believe Joe moved to New Jersey.

Ernie: Me neither, pal. Job related.

Me: Yup. He moved to Cranbury, New Jersey.

Ernie: I see. We should go pay him a visit.

Me: Indeed! It's off the New Jersey Turnpike. Near the Molly Pitcher Service Area!

Ernie: Molly must have pitchers of Kool Aid!

Me: *laughing hysterically*

Ernie: *laughing hysterically*

This story was written on Friday, July 10th, 2020.

A/N Joe has moved to the Garden State! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.