After a title sequence with some happy dollars, a well-dressed man with slicked back hair appears on screen and says, "Hi folks, and welcome to Lots-O-Lottery! I'm your host, Steve, and let's go award the winners of our lottery!"

"Our first winner is Lady Bella in beautiful Roadshire, Horedale!" Holding a large check, the host motions for the camera to come forward, revealing a three story mansion with several cars in the massive driveway.

Once he reaches the door, he rings the doorbell and he turns back to the camera in anticipation. The tall, heavy oak door opens to reveal a woman with voluminous blonde hair, in a fluffy white bathrobe and a white Pomeranian in her hand.

"Congratulations, you have won the Lots-O-Lottery Lottery!" Steve declares, and confetti and balloons suddenly appear as he hands her the check and shakes her manicured hand for a brief photo op.

She looks mildly pleased. "Oh thank you sweetie," she drawls, and then focuses her attention on the dog in her arms. "We can now buy you a Ferrari, isn't that right, Princess? Isn't that right?"

"Alrighty!" says the host, "On to our next winner!"'

The scene transitions to a trailer park. The host struggles up the rickety steps with the oversized check and knocks on the door. A man in an off-white tank top shows up at the door and his eyes grow twice its size. "HONEY?!" He yells back into the trailer.

"WHAT?" Comes the reply.

"GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, I THINK WE WON THE LOTTERY!"

A squeal gets louder as the woman runs to the door, and the host has to yell, "Congratulations, you have won the Lots-O-Lottery Lottery!" quite loud in order to be heard over her scream.

The confetti is almost lost in the pandemonium as the wife is now switching between screaming and crying and the man is hugging the poor host in a tight squeeze.

Through a forced smile, Steve gets out, "Okay! On the last and final winner!"

The scene transitions to a quiet suburban street, and Steve walks up to the house with the large check and a fresh suit on. After knocking, a teen opens the red door. "Can I help you?"

"Congratulations, you have won the Lots-O-Lottery Lottery!" Steve says, the confetti and balloons making an appearance. Looking confused as ever, the teen yells over his shoulder, "Mom?!"

A middle aged woman in a skirt comes to the door, her eyes wide and a stunned expression on her face. "What's goin' on here?

"Congratulations, you have won the Lots-O-Lottery Lottery!" Steve repeats. She looks bewildered and in turn looks over her shoulder and goes "Robert?!"

A man in a dress shirt and loose tie comes to the door and says, "What's the meaning of this?"

Steve just replies, "Congratulations, you have won the Lots-O-Lottery Lottery!"

Robert looks at his wife. "Did you enter the lottery?"

"No," she says, "Did you?"

"No," her husband says, and then they both look at the teen.

"Alright, and that's all we have time for today!" declares Steve, "Thanks for watching Lots of Lottery, and we'll see you next time!"