FROM THE BOOK "FLASHBACKS -MEMORIES"

<WARNING: THIS IS A PAGE FULL OF PUNS. IF UR ALLERGIC I SUGGEST YOU NOT TO READ. BE SURE TO GIVE IT A VOTE AND I WON'T KILL YOU. HAHA. JK... OKAY, I SHOULD SHUT UP. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING...I DESERVE A PUNISHMENT...GET IT :> HEHE>

*if you want to tourchrure tour friends, do a truth or dare, and when they chose dare, bring them to this page...heh heh...*

(GUYS I HIGHLIGHTED THE PUNS FOR YOU BE GRATE-FUL...(I SHOULD STOP BEING SO CHEESY... BUT I CRACKER MYSELF UP...)oml im stopping okay.)

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Puns

Haylie (heyyhayyyylie)

Trinity (TweetyBird)

Andrea (Skyfall)

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heyyhayyyylie: Hai, tis is hayleh

TweetyBird: Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Skyfall: Ugh, I just donut understand ur puns

heyyhayyyylie: xD

TweetyBird: hehehehehheeee

heyyhayyyylie: Ima go bac-on (bacon) task :D hah jk

TweetyBird: They r so punny!

Skyfall: sen-pie dont leave meh

heyyhayyyylie: true, I mean we do make an nice pear

TweetyBird: true

that is rice xD

Skyfall: a berry, berry nice pear, i agree

heyyhayyyylie: chu guys have a pizza my heart <3 :DDDDDD

Skyfall: aww :D

TweetyBird: thats so sweet

Skyfall: im so behind food puns, i need to ketch-up

TweetyBird: plz dont do too munch!

Skyfall: Egg-xactly

heyyhayyyylie: Ima burger-ler going to steal ur puns :>

Skyfall: Nah, ill just make new ones and beet you to it :D

TweetyBird: i can help

Skyfall: Honey, bee sure to comb ur hair, cuz i didnt and mine is tangled af! Dam-wat-er you doing right now

heyyhayyyylie: peas(please)-food puns are the best

you've gotta meat me to know meh

Skyfall: Wat er t-hose (water hose)

heyyhayyyylie: :3

TweetyBird: no.

Skyfall: I donut know what ur talking bout ;-;

heyyhayyyylie: bean there. Hey, hav u heard the song pizza?

Skyfall: i think that song is a little cheesy

but im being salty so ill stop

heyyhayyyylie: udon make meh sad

Skyfall: I shed a tea-r i lost my old waterbottle

TweetyBird: aww, dont bee sad

Skyfall: k, whatever u say honey

heyyhayyyylie: well, then, lets par-tea

Skyfall: :3

heyyhayyyylie: guys we are a-maiz-ing at puns

TweetyBird: ikr, they r puntastic

Skyfall: Had u guys watched <insert movie> before? It's kinda a big dill recently

heyyhayyyylie: Yasssssssssssssss. Penne for ur thoughts of that?

Skyfall: you guys are kiwi-ng me with thoes fud puns

heyyhayyyylie: well dont go bacon my heart saying that ;-; ;-; ;-;

TweetyBird: ur heart is realllllyyy pig(big) tho

Skyfall: it's nearly my dad's sher-bert-day

heyyhayyyylie Updated her status to: Ah ham, can chu please staph HOGGING the bacon. I need to get the pigture right. Thank you. Oh, no, I'm late for my karate class. Today we are learing how to do PORK CHOPS! Ima get Bac-On task-stop being such a boar. Gosh, I just remember I had HamWork to do! Oh, and I do like to give hogs :DDD Okay, fine, we can have a pignic, but only after I'm done w/ my work, okay?

TweetyBird: How old is he turnip?

is a turnip even food

Skyfall: I donut know. Butter find out soon. omg olive this mooooo-sic. ze beet is AMAZINGG

heyyhayyyylie: both moooo-sic and puns mint a lot to me

TweetyBird: same pear(here)

Skyfall: but i hadn't listen to I'm so flan-cy for a long, time

heyyhayyyylie: you know dough, i really loaf ppl who diss meh cuz i like, really good at puns.

you know, if you dont have enough bread, its not rice and you wonnt grain(gain) energy, and ur gonna be toast

Skyfall Updated her status to: Cheese puns are grate, because they cracker-me up

Skyfall: do any of u know what fifty shades of earl gray is? I heard it was bad

heyyhayyyylie: hey, have you heard about the bakery that burnt down? I heard that the owner is now toast

Skyfall: Nope, but if u has any new, remember to pasta them to me, i wanna know.

TweetyBird: I feel like a couch potatoe now.

Skyfall: tis news seems a-peeling to meh :3

heyyhayyyylie: orange u gald that the owner of the bakery was safe?

Skyfall: omg, yas! any other news? curry on!

heyyhayyyylie: well, there was a cereal killer on the run, the the ppl caught em.

brr...its a little chilli irl here

Skyfall: phew! For a moment i thought it was going to get spicy

Haylie, ur puns r so gud, u deserve to be under a limelight

heyyhayyyylie: You know, the king gets to sit on a cone(throne)-I think you deserve it

Skyfall: If theres is any other news, pls taco about it

heyyhayyyylie: dont feel like a wiener tho

TweetyBird Updated her status to: Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill-areas! Why can't the bike stand up itself? It was two-tired!

Skyfall: no, ur pear-fectly winning, alright

heyyhayyyylie: o_o there was a leek in the toilet

Skyfall: omg how did no one carrot about it

heyyhayyyylie: idk, but i'm cray-ving to have another coffee-in fit that makes me go CRAZYYY

Skyfall: You're food puns make me melt with happiness, even thou their very cheesy

heyyhayyyylie: well, its almost 1:00, cheese wisely where you go!

Skyfall: I yam smart enough to know, ty:D

heyyhayyyylie: I love fud puns so matcha

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TweetyBird Updated her status to: Hayleh, Sky, and meh are doing so much puns, this is so fun, but i think wer egg-aggerating! It's egg-celent, but it's a little too egg-stra. I know you hate egg puns, but, i egg-cept it. Its okay. You've gotta learn. If u dont, ur scrambled. :3 hahaha jk. I crack myself up. OMG! I totally forgot it's a fry-day! Pffff :>

Skyfall: I love them a latte too!

heyyhayyyylie: hey, you know the girl..uh, valerei, who always call herself 'the queen'?

Skyfall: duhh

heyyhayyyylie: i dont give a ham to em'

Skyfall: ur totally ripe, i agree wif u

heyyhayyyylie: i mean, she dosen't even at yeast allow me to say my feelings, like... (roll eyes)

Skyfall: i had a grape time w/ u, but i gtg

TweetyBird: u bitter have fun!

Skyfall: bai:D

have a pun day

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GUYS THIS WAS AN ACTUAL CHAT I DOUBT ANY OF YOU READ THE WHOLE THING THOUGH. HERES PROOF

I HAD TO CHANGE THE NAMES BC THERE WERE OUR REAL NAMES :3