I got bored

So I decided to write a groupchat between me and some of meh internet friends

Tell me if I should do more parts

Dweeb - Me
Derp - The_derpette
Smol Potato Conselator - lovesPTXandFOB
Diamond - TheOneWriter10

The weirdos
Groupchat

Derp - HAI GUYS

Smol Potato Conselator - HAAAAAII

Dweeb - Who named the chat?

Derp - Me ^w^

Diamond - Why?

Derp - CUZ I CAN

Smol Potato Conselator - Ookaaay

Dweeb - YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON THE D SQUAD GORLT

Diamond - SAM

Derp - OMFG

Dweeb - What?
Dweeb - OH
Dweeb - SOMEONE CLEANSE ME WITH HOLY WATER

Derp - Sorry I ran out yesterday

Dweeb - (-//////-)

Diamond - Oh my god why am I with you?

Dweeb - Cause you love me

Diamond - Eh

Dweeb - ;-;-;-;-;

Derp - SICK BURN

Smol Potato Conselator - I can't stop cackling

Dweeb - ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
Dweeb - Y'all are buttholes

Derp - That's what you use your vibrating dog for

Dweeb - IM GOING TO KILL YOU

Smol Potato Conselator - HAHAHAHAHA

Diamond - Tina you're dead

Derp - She loves me too much

Dweeb - Check outside your window

Derp - HOW TF DID YOU GET THERE

Dweeb - I live right next door you moron

Diamond - Lolololol
Diamond - Babe come back I wanna cuddle

Dweeb - Thought you didn't love me no mo

Diamond - I'll kiss you when you get home

Dweeb - Eeeh I wanna say yes but I wanna stand my ground

Diamond - Hug?

Dweeb - MMMMMMMMMMM

Diamond - ..... I'll let you take me on a date wherever and whenever

Dweeb - IM COMING KITTEN

Derp - DUDE WHY WOULD YOU CALL HER THAT

Dweeb - What? She's told me she likes that name before

Diamond - >3<

Smol Potato Conselator - I SHIP IT

Dweeb - CHANGE YOUR NAME PLEZ

Smol Potato Conselator - FINE

Smol Potato Conselator changed their name to DatBoi

Derp - THE MEMES

DatBoi - YAYAYAYAY

Dweeb - Oml

Diamond - Aww geez

Dweeb - GUYS WHO WANTS TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE

Diamond - NO

Dweeb - BUT BABE

Diamond - I SAID NO

Derp - KISS KILL FRIEND
Derp - AND YOU CANT USE ANYONE IN THIS GROUPCHAT

DatBoi - I'M IN

Dweeb - SAME

Diamond - LEGGO

Derp - I START
Derp - SAM

Dweeb - Imma die today

Derp - Scott Mitch Melanie

Dweeb - BRUH WTF
Dweeb - LITERALLY THE HARDEST DECISION EVER
Dweeb - DO I HAVE TO

Derp - ITS THE RULES IDIOT

Dweeb - UUUUGGGHHHH
Dweeb - Kill Scott
Dweeb - Kiss Melanie
Dweeb - Friend Mitch cuz he's gay and I don't wanna piss him off for not being a hot guy kissing him

Diamond - You'd kill your noodle dad?

Dweeb - He's also gaaay soooooo I mean I wouldn't wanna kiss him
Dweeb - DATBOI

DatBoi - YEE

Dweeb - BRENDON URIE
Dweeb - TYLER JOSEPH
Dweeb - JOSHUA DUN

DatBoi - FUCK YOU MAN

Derp - Nah she does that with Elle

Diamond - (//0//.//0//)

Dweeb - TINA I SWEAR I WILL MURDER YOU

Derp - HEHEHEHEHEH

DatBoi - UMMMM
DatBoi - KILL TYLER (NUUUU)
DatBoi - KISS BRENDON FRIEND JOSH

Dweeb - OOOOOOH hawt

Diamond - Are you for real Sammy?

Dweeb - 0w0

Diamond - e.e

Derp - X-X

DatBoi - MY TURN
DatBoi - ELLE
DatBoi - SCOTT ALEX TRAVIS GO

Diamond - BOI ARE YOU FR
Diamond - IM DATING A GIRL AND YOU GIVE ME ALL GUYS

Dweeb - Nuuuuuuuuuuu

Derp - I have food

Dweeb - I want food ;-;

Derp - Go get your own

DatBoi - Wow that's cold

Derp - Just like Sam's heart

DatBoi -

Dweeb - I hate you guys

Diamond - eVEn MeEeEe!?!?!?

Dweeb - Never you my love

Diamond - ♡♡♡♡♡

Dweeb - ❤❤❤❤❤

Derp - WHEN'S THE WEDDING

Dweeb - STFU

DatBoi - GUYS OMFG GUESS WHAT

Derp - WAT

DatBoi - I WANTED FOOD
DatBoi - SO I DECIDED TO MAKE PANCAKES
DatBoi - I THINK I BURNED THEM

Dweeb - DEAR GOD

Diamond - HOW

DatBoi - IDFK

Derp - I CAN COOK BETTER THAN THAT
Derp - SAM CAN TOO

Dweeb - BOI

DatBoi - I WAS SUMMONED

Diamond - I'm in a groupchat full of nitwits

Dweeb - But you love this nitwit

Diamond - Yes I do 😘😘😍

Dweeb - 😍😄😍😄😍

Derp - ELLANTHA

Diamond has left the chat
Dweeb has left the chat
Derp added Diamond to the chat
Derp added Dweeb to the chat

D

weeb - Fuck you Tina

DatBoi - Go do that to Elle

Diamond - ASDFGHJKL

Dweeb - I HATE YOU GUYS

Derp - ^V^

Dweeb - a.a

DatBoi - $.$

Diamond - u.u

Derp - You want this chain? Three dolla

Dweeb - SJDOWOCKEJCKEJCOAKCKW

DatBoi - WAT

Diamond - GODDAMNIT TINA YOU TRIGGERED HER

Derp - HOW

Diamond - SHES BEEN INTO BTS LATELY
Diamond - AND THATS A MEME THINGY FROM ONE OF THE MEMBERS

Dweeb - KFWOCKWCOWKCIWJCKEN
Dweeb -

Dweeb -

Dweeb -

Dweeb -

Dweeb -

Derp - COULD YOU SHOW US THE DAMN MEMBERS

Dweeb - YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

DatBoi - TINA I WILL MURDER YOU

Derp - WHAT IM CURIOUS AS TO WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE

Diamond - GUYS SAMMY'S WHEEZING AND SOUNDS LIKE A DYING WALRUS WITH THE SOUNDS SHES MAKING

Dweeb - ITS CALLED FANGIRLING
Dweeb - OR BEING ME

Diamond - AAAYY WHY DO I LIVE WITH YOU

Dweeb - CUZ IMMA GOOD CUDDLE BUDDY

Derp - JUST FIND THE DAMN PICTURES

DatBoi - NO

Dweeb - SO WE HAVE JIN

Dweeb - DEN RAPMONSTER

Dweeb - HOSEOOOOOOK

Dweeb - NEXT IS JIMIN

Dweeb - AND NOW SUGA

Dweeb - THE GOLDEN MAKNAE JUNGKOOKIE

Dweeb - AND LAST THE ALIEN TAETAEHYUNG

Derp - D A Y U M

Diamond - WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE PICTURES!?!?!

Dweeb - LE INTERNET

Diamond -     -___-  Do you even have pictures of us?

Dweeb - Look through my gallery
Dweeb - Wait who sent the pictures of BTS?

DatBoi - YOU YOU MORON

Derp - BISH HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THAT

Dweeb - My friend Logan sent those he stole my phone then Elle stole it once I got it back lol

Derp - Oh dear god

DatBoi - They're already married

Derp - Their love gives me lyfe

Diamond - We're still here ya know

Derp - I thought you were looking through Sam's gallery?

Diamond - She is, this is Sam ^v^

DatBoi - HAI SAM

Diamond - HAAAAAIIIIII

Derp - OMFG Elle's gonna kill you Sam

Diamond - Nah She loves me too much ^v^

Dweeb - K Elle loomed through my gallery

Diamond - She has like 3000 pictures of us

Dweeb - Huehuehue

Derp - AAAAAWWWWW

DatBoi - I WANT FOOD

Derp - SAME

Diamond - Baaaaaabe?

Dweeb - Yeeeeeesss?

Diamond - Food? *bats eyelashes*

Dweeb - Sigh
Dweeb - You're lucky I love you
Dweeb - Might as well make food for all of us

Derp - PUHRAIZ JEEZUZ

DatBoi - ^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^

Dweeb - Just get your butts over here

Derp - SIR YES SIR

Diamond - She's a female Tina

Derp - MA'AM YES MA'AM

Dweeb - Lol

DatBoi - CAN WE WATCH MOVIES TOO

Diamond - BRING MARVEL MOVIES

Derp - AND THE PTX DOCUMENTARY ON MY WAY HOME

Dweeb - I'LL GET THE DISNEY MOVIES OUT

Diamond - You and your Disney movies

Derp - Eh let it go

DatBoi - LET IT GOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOOOO

Derp blocked DatBoi

Dweeb - OMFG TINA

Derp - You would've done it too

Diamond - Admit it you would've

Dweeb - Yah I was bout to hehehe