Person: you look sad.
Me: I'm not I'm just tired.

Person: then get more sleep silly.
Me: I can't it doesn't work that way.

Person: then get help.
Me: I don't want help.

Person: then you are sad and a liar.
Me: what no?!

Person: then why can't you sleep.
Me: I'm reading gay fan-fictions.

Person: *leaves room*
Me: I also write them!