A/N: As requested, this is Jack's reaction to the pets the egos got last chapter!

To recap, Jameson has a blue parakeet and a green parakeet named Blue and Green, Anti has a black rat snake named Danger, Schneep has a Holland-Lop rabbit named Laughter, Marvin has a white cat named Draíocht, Robbie has a hamster named Ham, Chase has a Jack Russell Terrier named Chad, and Jackaboy has a ferret named Carl. Enjoy! :)

"None of the egos contacted me while I was gone, maybe everything went fine while I was away? Who am I kidding, they probably blew the place up again and Anti probably went on a murder spree."

Jack muttered nervously to himself as he quickly darted off the plane to retrieve his suitcase, anxious to get back home and make sure everything was fine.

"I can try getting a hold of one of them since I'm back." Jack murmured hopefully as he retrieved his phone, waving down a taxi while calling Jackaboy's number.

"Oh hey Jack, good to hear from you!" Jackaboy answered on the third ring, his voice strained with fake enthusiasm.

"Jackaboy, what happened?" Jack sighed in resignation, bracing himself for the worst as the hero fell silent.

"Nothing's wrong, why would you think anything is wrong?" Jackaboy laughed nervously, barking faintly audible in the background accompanied by Chase's voice.

"Was that a dog? Where the hell are you?" Jack questioned sternly, listening to Schneep shouting something angrily in German while Anti snickered.

"Oh, we're all just, um, watching YouTube videos with dogs in 'em since you told us we couldn't leave the house. We definitely didn't do anything you wouldn't want us to do." Jackaboy assured Jack hastily.

"Right. Well, um, I'm in a taxi and I'll be home in a bit-"

"It's been a month already?! I mean, time's been dragging on since you've been gone, can't wait to see you soon!"

Before Jack could reply, Jackaboy hung up on him, the Irishman breathing out a long sigh of exasperation as he stuck his phone in his pocket and watched the world fly by in a blur of colors.

"Guys, I totally forgot Jack is coming home today!" Jackaboy shouted from the living room with Carl curled up in the pocket of his jumpsuit, Chase leaving the room with Chad bounding around him.

"Shit, what're we gonna do?" Chase asked worriedly, scratching behind the Jack Russell Terrier's ears.

"Anti, I svear I vill kill your damn snake if it comes near Laughter one more time!" Schneep snapped furiously, Anti darting out of the German's room with Danger wrapped around the glitch's arm.

"Guys, we have bigger problems right now!" Jackaboy shouted to the pair, Schneep hesitantly creeping out of his room to join Chase and Jackaboy in the living room with Laughter held protectively in his arms.

"If it's girl problems, I don't want to hear about it unless it involves murder." Anti remarked as he flopped onto the couch, Jackaboy rolling his eyes.

"Chase, can you go get Jameson, Marvin, and Robbie?" Jackaboy groaned, Chase nodding as he jumped to his feet and ran to get the others with Chad trotting alongside him.

Chase returned moments later with Jameson and Robbie, the zombie holding Ham in his hands while Green and Blue was perched on each of Jameson's shoulders.

"Where's Marvin?" Jackaboy huffed in irritation, Chase opening his mouth to reply.

"I'm right here, I was finishing brushing Draíocht's fur." Marvin cut in, walking into the room with the white cat in his arms.

"Marvin, I vould not bring-"

Schneep was interrupted by Chad growling at Draíocht, the cat hissing at the dog with its claws extended.

"Ouch!" Marvin winced as Draíocht's claws dig into his arms, the magician quickly bringing Draíocht back into his room to avoid conflict.

"Sorry Marvin, I shoulda warned you earlier that I had Chad in here." Chase apologized meekly, Schneep inspecting Marvin's arms.

"Everyone listen up. Jack is coming home today, we gotta figure out what to do with the pets." Jackaboy stated grimly, Anti rolling his eyes.

"That's what you called us all in here for? I'll just have Danger-"

"You are not bringing that snake anywhere near Jack when he gets here." Jackaboy interrupted in an uncharacteristically serious tone.

"Fine, what should we do?" Anti muttered sourly, a slight smile lighting up his face as Danger's tongue flickered across the glitch's cheek.

"First, I need to make sure zhat zhe cuts aren't infected." Schneep interjected, Marvin gently pulling his arm free from Schneep's grasp.

"I'm fine, it happens when Draíocht gets scared." Marvin mumbled, swiping a dot of blood off of his arm.

"We should introduce Jack to the pets slowly, starting with the calmer ones so Jack doesn't freak out." Chase advised, Jackaboy looking at the male.

"Hey guys, I'm back!" Jack shouted as he opened the door, the Irishman freezing in the doorway with his jaw agape slightly in disbelief.

"Uh, welcome back Jack!" Jackaboy greeted Jack, the hero awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck.

Silence filled the house for a moment as Jack slowly scanned the house, his gaze lingering on Anti for a long moment before he finally spoke.

"There's a snake on Anti's head."

P.S: The next chapter will be Jack's reaction!