A Bloody Hell
"LUCAS, YOU FORGOT TO BRING TAMPONS!!!" Lindsay screamed while going through the groceries I bought. I groaned as she looked at me like she was going to murder me. I love my girlfriend, but she's a huge dramaqueen, especially around her period.
"I'm sorry Lin, I'll get them tormorrow or something", I said and started putting away the groceries while she stared at me with her mouth open.
"No, no, you will go and get them RIGHT NOW! You forgot them last week when I told you to bring them and AGAIN! I'm getting my period tomorrow and because you ALWAYS forget to bring tampons, I only have two left!"
I shrugged, what a dramaqueen. "See, two left, it can wait until I return from work tomorrow. I'll be home for dinner and I'll bring you some tampons." She groaned and smacked me against the head.
"Two tampons is not enough, you idiot! Sometimes I really wish you were having your period once a month. You'd understand what we, women, must go through", she said bitter and walked away, leaving me to unpack the groceries by myself.
"You're just this dramatic because you're getting your period tomorrow! Quit acting like it's the end of the world!" I yelled after her which caused her to let out a frustrated scream.
That night in bed she would not let me kiss or touch her at all.
"Oh come on, we always have sex just before you get your period!" I exclaimed when she nearly pushed me out of bed. She just huffed.
I sighed in defeat and rolled on my side. Women...
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I awoke at the wrong side of the bed, literally. I woke up on the left side while I went to sleep on the right. I yawned and looked beside me, my heart stopped. Next to me was I, or at least my body! I looked at my arms and hands then down my chest to see that I was in the pajamas of Lindsay. And worst of all, I HAD BOOBS!!!
I shrieked and my own voice scared me, it was Lindsay's voice. I looked in the mirror next to our dresser and saw Lindsay staring back at me. But when I moved, she moved as well, I was Lindsay?!
This had to be a dream, right? I pinched myself, but it hurt. Then I punched myself and that really hurt, so I had to be awake.
I turned towards my body and started slapping my muscular arm until my body awoke.
"Lucas, stop it!" I heard my own voice say, which was pretty weird to experience. Yet I said it like Lindsay would.
Lindsay, or Lucas or whatever shot up and looked at me wide eyed. "Holy shit what happened?" She asked, yes I'm going to call it she, because it was still Lindsay even though she was in my body.
"We must have switched bodies or something", I mumbled in my high pitched voice. The bewildered look on her face slowly changed into one of mischief. She pulled away the sheets and revealed the bulge in her boxers, then she started laughing.
"So you do have a boner each morning!" She chuckled and I looked at her in annoyance. We switched bodies and the first thing she thinks of is my ding-dong, although that could also be a compliment of course.
"This is serious Lindsay! I have to work today!" She just chuckled again and shook her head.
"No, sweet Lucas, I have to work today, you're going to the gym and after that you'll do research on a few subjects I need for my new book. And all the while you'll be on your period", she said and my eyes widened. At the same time I felt something leave at the south of my female body.
I felt it soak the panties Lindsay had put on the day before and it was not the kind of soaked a guy would get excited over. I pushed the sheets away and saw the dot of red on the bed and paled.
"WHAT DO I DO?" I screamed in terror. Lindsay only laughed and pointed in the direction of the bathroom. I've never sprinted so fast towards the bathroom in my life, luckily Lindsay followed me because I had no idea how to do any of this.
I tried putting a tampon in which resulted in yelps of pain and Lindsay screaming things like "THAT'S MY VAGINA YOUR MOLESTING!" or "HOW CAN YOU GET A DICK INSIDE OF IT BUT NOT A PIECE OF COTTON?" Now imagine a guy with a bit of a low voice screaming that so his voice cracks several times.
In the end I had to watch a youtube video, because even with Lindsay's instructions, it wouldn't sit right. I cleaned everything and then it was time to put on clothes. Lindsay had already layed out some clothes for me, and I started by changing panties. The bloody one I threw in the sink so Lindsay could wash it later, bacause I was NOT going to wash her panties.
It wasn't long before Lindsay left the house to work my day at work. She helped me dress in some of her comfy clothes because I would have to run to the store for tampons first. I grabbed all of my belongings and put them in one of her bags before going out and walking to the store.
I walked towards the isle with tampons and grabbed the ones I always had to get for her. When I had two packs in my hand a pain suddenly struck me in my abdomen and lingered there for a bit. I scrunched my face in pain as I went to pay for them.
"Are you okay madam?" The cashier asked as she scanned the tampons, I just nodded with my mouth in a tin line. As quickly as I could I walked back home, I would have been relieved if it werent for the fact that I felt something unpleasant making it's way to my panties.
I ran to the toilet and was almost amazed at how the tampon had grown, I quickly put a new one in. It was still a weird experience, but it didn't took me as long as in the morning.
I wanted to change into the sporty clothes Lindsay told me to put on, but the cramps made me double over in pain. "How do women do this every month?" I said out loud.
I replaced the jeans with one of my own baggy sweatpants and went to lay down on the couch, the pain still very present. I spent the rest of the day with changing tampons, watching romantic chick-lit movies and eating chocolate trying to forget the pain of which I thought would be my death.
I did not even try to cook and decided I would order some pizza's as soon as Lindsay came home. When I finally heard the front door opening, I sighed in relief, she was finally back home.
She entered the living room and took in my position on the couch. "Lin, help, I think I'm dying", I said and I wasn't even sure if I was joking. She smiled at me and walked towards the couch.
"I know, honey, that's how it feels. Also, your job sucks. I thought it would be nice to work at your office, but nothing exciting happened! I rather just write my books", She told me and I nodded.
"Than please, let's wish we'll change bodies again", I said with a heavy sigh and she nodded with a chuckle. "Let's order some pizza's, I'm hungry!"
After dinner she gave mesome painkillers, I hadn't thought about them because I don't usually take them. But I was happy when the pain eased up a bit. Back in bed I give her a kiss on the head and together we wished everything would be normal in the morning.
I closed my eyes and felt the exhaustion in every fiber of my body as I fell asleep.
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I woke up and immediately checked my body for any feminine features, but my chest was flat, my arm muscular and a light stubble on my cheeks.
"Good morning, Lucas." I hear next to me and I turned my head to look at my gorgeous girlfriend.
I kissed her on her mouth passionately. "I am so sorry for everything, tonight I'll bring you some more chocolate and I will never ever be so rude again about your period" I told her and she just smiled.
"Good, I guess you've learned from our little adventure then" She said and kissed my nose.
"Oh yes, you bet I've learned. What a bloody hell is that!" She laughed at my pun and snuggled close to me.
"I really do love you" I told her truly and she giggled.
"I love you too!"
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