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"So you're the Nashville Psycho."

"Is that a question?"

"Your name-"

"Doesn't matter, don't you think?"

"You're right, it doesn't. Now, is it possible to tell me about this organization you're part of?"

"Nope."

"I- I'm sorry?"

"For what?"

"Wh-"

"I've been dancing in the steps of y'all's federation for quite some time. And, for that matter, quite the number of other federations, actually, who wanted to ask the same questions you do. You think I don't know how to dodge the odd question or two?"

"Well, you certainly live up to your name, mister."

"So do you, psychiatrist I don't need at all. Your name's [FILE CORRUPTED], right?"

"How did you-"

"The author told me."

"Ah, yes, this 'author.' Could you-"

"Tell you who they are?"

"Well- yes."

"No can do. They only let us who hear them know them. I can't blame them, honestly. In fact, I wholeheartedly agree with them. Why let someone who doesn't even believe in you know who you are? That's just weird."

"I see."

"Oh, and nice clipboard by the way. Did you know they were invented in the early 1870s?"

"I did not."

"There are quite the number of interesting facts about what you have right now, though I don't really think it'd be appropriate given this situation you currently have me 'trapped' in. Don't you think this is a bit overkill?"

"Given your history, no, I don't think it is overkill."

"Hey, it's not like I've killed anybody before. This straightjacket is not only unnecessary, it is useless for trying to keep me contained. Y'all should know that."

"So you're saying you can escape a straightjacket?"

"You sound amused."

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"Falsely amused."

"How did you-"

"Us Wardens have our ways."

"Wardens? As in-"

"Yes. The Wardens of the Fourth Wall."

"But-"

"See you, miss! Hope your kid gets into Vanderbilt!"

"How-"

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"What- where did he go?!" Click "We- he managed to escape agai-"

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"Good morning!"

"I know a fake smile when I see one, what do you want?"

"Well, you're grumpy, now, aren't you."

"Does it surprise you? You have me in a goddamn straightjacket I don't belong in."

"You have quite the temper."

"So I'm told."

"So you're originally from Canada?"

"Yeah."

"Is it nice there?"

"You're clutching at straws, lady. You can't find any way to worm your way into my brain. Or my eyes."

"Your eyes?"

"You know, because I see with them? Nevermind. Judging from what the 'Nashville Psycho' has told me, you guys suck with trying to understand this kind of stuff. Call us schizophrenic and whatnot. Not saying there aren't people in our organization actually are schizophrenic, but still. Not all of us. God, where was I going with this?"

"You talked with [FILE CORRUPTED]? Are you two friends?"

"Not at all. We're just accomplices in WFD."

"WFD?"

"You already know what that means."

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"Oh, hello there!"

"Who are you?"

"You know me as the Nashville Psycho, I believe!"

"What-"

"I think it's about time we leave, [FILE CORRUPTED]!"

"How did you-"

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"Where did they go-"

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"Hel-"

"Yeah, yeah, mind if we get over with this quickly?"

"..... this is an interrogation. They don't go quickly."

"Not unless you want it to."

"Well-"

"So what do you want to try to ask me?"

"Where are the headquarters of your group of.... Wardens?"

"Everywhere and nowhere."

"E-excuse me?"

"You've been excused."

"Stop sidestepping my questions-!"

"And you say we need psychiatrists. But I was telling the truth—we reside everywhere and nowhere at once."

"..... aha."

"Mhmm."

"I-I believe we're done here."

"Okay."

"We'll be taking you back to your room now."

"Alright."

"And you're going to behave?"

"Not like I get anything out of not behaving."

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