Amanda:          'Damn, Daniel!'

Daniel:             'Shut up, Amanda...'

Amanda:          'I'm DaNiEl AnD I'm In LoVe WiTh KaThRyN mCeRoN.'

Daniel:             'Go fuck yourself, ugly bitch.'

Mother:               'Daniel, language!'

Amanda:          'Yeah, Daniel. Language!'

Daniel:             'You fucking hypocrite.'

Mother:            'That's it, Daniel, go to your room.'

Daniel:             'Why do you always pick her side?'

Amanda:          'Because I'm the kid that was planned and you were a mistake.'

Mother:              'Amanda! You're going upstairs too!

Daniel:             'Haha, karma biatch!'

Father:           'Oh Daniel, you're so gay.'

Amanda:          'Actually, daddy, he's in love with Kathryn McEron.'

Daniel:             'I am not!'

Father:          'Because you're gay.'

Daniel:             'I'm not gay, dad!'

Father:          'Well, Amanda is so you are too.'

Mother:         'What?'

Daniel:          'What?'

Father:          'What?'

Amanda:          *Runs to her room while crying*

*Quiet for a few seconds*

Daniel:             'Good job, dad.'

Mother&father           'Shut up!'