*Shout out to all my janitors out there, but trust me, my job is much, much worse. Wish me luck

I hate my job. I know that a lot of people say that, but I have a reason to. I am a janitor. But not just any janitor. Noooooo..... I am the janitor of the Avengers. I know what you're thinking, 'Why would the AVENGERS need a janitor?' And that's exactly what I WAS THINKING when they hired - well, more like kidnapped me. I mean if Tony Stark can make a metal suit that flies, then he can make a vacuum cleaner that cleans on its own. But good ole' Nick Fury decided that they were too spoiled. So now here I am. Let me give you a description of PART of my daily schedule:

8:00 am - I go to clean Captain America's room (Well, I don't really have to clean it, b/c he cleans it himself). His is the only room that I can "clean" this early, b/c he is out training. TBH I just basically relax and watch Netflix for an hour.

9:00 am - I tiptoe into Black Widow's room and wake her up ( I have to be very careful, b/c she sleeps with a knife under her pillow). Then she gets up and gets ready (She only takes like 2 min. Idk how, b/c it takes me longer) I clean her room and then leave.

9:45 am - I do everyone's laundry (Their dryer looks like a time machine)

10:30 am - I go onto my journey to clean Iron Man's lab. Let me tell you. IT IS MESSY. There are so many random parts. I have to watch out, b/c my hand still hurts from last time.

11:45 am - Hawkeye. His room is probably the neatest room EVER. Jk, totally jk. Lol, his room looks like a trash bag. End of Story.

2:15 pm - LUNCH TIME (My absolute "favorite" time of the day). Well, let me just speed this up. Captain America is always on this really crazy diet. I swear I've never seen him eat a cheeseburger. On the other hand, the Hulk is the opposite. The rest of them kinda just eat like a grilled cheese or something simple like that.

1:05 pm - On a normal day, they're usually called in for some mission around this time. They're gone for at least 5 hours unless they're like saving the world. I just lie around the house.

3:00 pm - I go to Thor's room and try to clean it. There are a lot of different artifacts lying around. I almost initiated a curse once, b/c I picked up what I thought was a pair of socks. It wasn't.

4:00 pm - The worst for last. Hulk. His room isn't even the problem. It's his bathroom. IT smells like someone threw up and then wanted to see how they threw up and then threw up again.

5:00 pm - I make myself some dinner and try to ignore the different 'crashes' and 'booms' going on outside. Oh, there goes a car.

6:00 pm - They get back about this time, but they're all so tired that they just decide to go to bed. Yay me.

9:00 pm - After tidying everything up, I go to bed. FINALLY. Sweet, sweet sleep.

This was a really random topic. Idek where it came from, but there you have it. I know that I didn't use all the Avengers because TBH, there's tooooooo many. Ok, have a nice day, night, morning, whichever, but have a nice one.

-Aaliyah