After another fight that evening, they left their fate in the hands of a traffic signal.

"If the next signal is red, I'd end our relationship right there"

"And if it's green?"

"If it's green, I'd kiss you right there."

As their car reached the next crossroad, both their hearts were beating faster than the engine.
Finally when they peeked at that signal, they were stunned to see both the red and green light blink.

With a cute little smile, they both looked at each other.

"Do you want to breakup first and then kiss; or you want to kiss first and then breakup?"

***

And before you even ask, the signal was malfunctioning!