One day, a Doctor was examining a female patient who was brutally beaten by her husband...

"Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP are fine.. Now, let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble!" asked the Doctor.

The woman immediately started taking off her jeans and underwear!

The Doctor was shocked and said, "No! No! Please put on your clothes, just show me your tongue!"
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Dian