Maes Hughes: Hey Roy, yeah it seems-yeah how you doing buddy? Yeah let's see um I was out at the beach last week with my daughter, And, Oh my god! So adorable! And she was in a bikini and I know she's a little young for a bikini but oh my god! So cute! And you know what Roy? You should get a wife. And if you got a wife then we both have wifes  and then you could have kids and we could exchange outfits on them!

Edward: in response to that I'm going to say, Winry, we are never having children.

Hughes: Come on! You need to settle down some day.

Envy: I never wanted a wife...or a husband.