def. to refer to a woman, girl, or female animal previously mentioned or easily identified.

I don't think you understand,

I'm abstemiously, and intemperately fond of you,

The jingles of christmas bells when you speak to me,

The rain is jealous of the way your tears fall so gracefully,

I honestly consider myself so extremely lucky,

To have someone with me, 

taking turns with drowning and floating in the sea,

Honestly, I swear I'm not going crazy,

Okay so maybe I'm a little clumsy,

But no spellacy will ever be able to fathom the bare minimum,

Of what this is.

Seriously.