Mkay.

So, in *gags* gym a girl...*laughs* some girl was talking out loud and I just had to be a smartass

Girl: *yells* YOU HOE!

me: mood.

My bitch:*snorts and laughs*

I been saying "mood" alot lmao

Well, I'm wearing pajama pants tomorrow with no fucks because it is testing and I'm depressed (I have a vent book) and yeah...my mother (just know we have a kinda close relationship, it is just that she does some asshole shit) gets fucking phone calls over stupid shit from my school because they think I'm going to jump off a bridge or so (remember the Deadpool shirt?) Anyways they'll probably be like, "OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE FUCKING HELLO KITTY PANTS THAT ARE PINK WHICH MEANS YOU ARE GOING TO OVERDOSE OR SO..." Like even after the fact that I stated I'm fine and that I'm not goin to fucking cut or something. That was a rant...well, anyways XD

So, in this story, I wasn't there but I fucking laughed intil I cried so...enjoy

Yes, it is bubs story

So, there is a teacher that we will call Mr. Beaver because he has two beaver front teeth and yeah... Bubs words, not mine XD and so, they had computers out and he said, "okay guys, time to put the computers away!"

So
      One
                Fucking
                                Computer
                                                     Was

                     Gone

But on his mofo desk or so and he ducking flipped his shit

Teacher: OH MY GOD IF WE DONT FIND THE ONE COMPUTER WE ARE ALL STAYING HERE BECAUSE THE COMPUTER IS GONE! THE COMPUTER!!!!

and it got better *laughs*

So, Bubs ex-crush was next to her and he leaned near her and moaned before saying, "my pussy hurts!"

Bubs gave him a look
....oml I can't stop laughing XD

And he wouldn't stop

*Laughs hard*
Something else happened but I don't remember

Also, Mario...I ran from him when we were in a group of friends as always and he says:

Him: you have milk sacs

Me:*points at self* who are you talking to? Me?

Him: and you have (I dunno but i remember screeching and running, nothing that vulgar, just bad memory)

Me: *bitch booked it*

He. Was. Talking. About. Me. On. My. Christian. Minecraft. Server.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Today, now

Mr. Eyes: *rambles and stops* what the heck? I have a scratch I don't even remember having!

Class: *silence*

Mr. Eyes: like, really! It might be Freddy Kruger, I dunno...and I *blabs on another subject lmao* and then like...Freddy Kruger...

He legit was on something else and on mid sentence, he says that lmao and the class laughed...oh Mr. Eyes, you Coolio duuuuddeee