Grandma: what do you think about these sandals?

Mum: they are fucking ugly

Grandma: *puts them away* I think so too

Me: I'm fuckin ugly, you guys don't put me away

XD oops

I am wearing overalls and I am planning to steal gummy bears XD

I felt stupid the other day, so this lady in a wheel chair asked me to reach the top shelf for her, and obviously I helped, I'm really into helping of course, pulled my ear buds out fully and I touched the second top shelf on accident, oh man I felt stupid. I gave the nice woman the correct one after she told me the top, top one.

Man, can't do shit right.

Church thoughts- really, don't take them seriously, I mean, I was bored

Priest: ...... selfaborbed, we-
Me:*thinks* BITCH WE? BITCH I AM FOKIN FAR FROM SELF-ABSORBED! I WILL LET A FOKIN PENNYWISE LOOKIN HEADASS BITE MY FOKIN ARM OFF TO SAVE ANY FOKIN PERSON, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN B?

Is there a gay church? *Gaaasssppp* A QUEER CHURCH AND OML YAASSSS

Bitch everyone bows at the statue, I wanna be bowed at

*Three little kids were in front of me*
Cuteness overload!!!

Who remember when JB used to stand for Jonas Brothers?

What if we had a Christian drama show?.....
"Mama, I had...painted my nails black.."
"YOU HAVE SINNED AGAINST OUR LORD!"
"no mama! I will pray and pr-"
"NO! YOU SHALL NOT BE PART OF THE FAMILY!"

What the fuck is my life?

Priest: into the city....

Me: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY! MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY! WEEEEEELLLLL CARRY OOOOONNNN

*Vine memory*
Man: kinks are bad
Other man: kink shaming is my kink!
Man:*screams*

*Tries not to laugh, holding my breath*
Yesterday, my grandmother said something...like maybe that I was beautiful or so, and I replied...

Me: ARE YOU FOKIN HIGH?

grandma: jazmine, language
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Later

Grandma: what the hell?

Me: WATCH YOUR MOUTH ON MY FUCKIN MINECRAFT SERVER!

So yee, I am hesitant to upload Scarlet because I feel like no one cares...I dunno