Nine year old:*begins to play Milkshake*

Me: that's unfair, when I was at her age I couldn't play that

Mum: well, you wanted to sing all the lyrics and all that when you were younger...plus you have a milkshake to shake and she doesn't

Me:*burst out laughing*
....

Asshole is here

Him:*talks to nine year old (sister) and calls her fat*

Me: don't talk like that to your sister, she isn't fat, scrawny

Him: shut up fatty

Me: fight me lil bitch, at least I don't have a scrawny chest and that's why people don't want to date your ugly ass, you wouldn't be able to protect your girl

Him:... actually false and no one would want to date you

Me: uhm no, actually tons wants to date me lil bitch
(We will fight soon)
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*Lil shit enters*

Lil: you having a dinner date?

Me and him: shut the fuck up

(We are sitting across from each other because we are fighting and shit)

Lil: you are cheating on yourself Jazz

Me: wtf?

Asshole: *laughs*

Me: that didn't make sense tho..

Asshole: exactly
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Bitch what?