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Me and her Meetup, ya know

Anyways

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Ugly troll wannabe fucking Shrek that needs to go fucking under a bridge and rot

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We put on makeup, extremely weirdly and I love it XD

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A beautiful person named bubs in my story hehehehe

Bub's mother: don't you want to clean your room, you have company

Bubs: who's company?

Me: (bruh) *silent*

Bub's mother: Jazzy

Bubs: she isn't company, she is family

I love ya kiddio <3

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We went to McDonald's because we are weird and lmao XD

Bub's mother: so, Jazzy, do you have a boyfriend?

Bubs: yea, Ryan

Me: *coughs and shoves her shoulder where she had fries in her hand and throws it everywhere*

Me and her:*picks up the ones on the bench and table and eats them*

Me: *eats*  your lucky I'm trash!

Bubs mum: wait, who?

Bubs: Ryan

Me: no-

Mum: who is he?

Bubs: a British boy

Me: no! He isn't my boyfriend-

Bubs: yet

-.-

Mum: so, do you see him in school? Or hangout?

Me and bubs:*laughs hard*

Bubs: no, he is in England

*Has to explain lmao*
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Time leaving that hell lmao

Mum: I have to treat you like a child, Bubs

Bubs: yeah, you treat me like I'm fucking five because your ten

Me:*laughs while she laughs with me* you're fucking dumb

Then...we leave XD and there is a little boy and girl, about five watching us or whatever as we leave
....

And me and bubs were singing that and about outside a few feet bubs...

Bubs:*twerks*
Is it worth it? Let me work it! I put my thing down and reverse it
...

Me:* me being me, laughs and sings along*

Mum: bubs! They are small and
You are doing that

Bubs: *stands up and laughs with me before going to the car* good to start young

We act drunk lmaoooo

We then blasted

And it was lit  lmao!

So a few hours later and we are at a park and blasted work it, again and laughed so fucking hard...so many inside jokes

"Get your hair did"

"Pa ta ta ta"

"Wata!"

"I need to shave my chocha"

"Sex me so good I say blah-blah"

*Screams when said if you got a big*

"I'm not a prostitute, but I can get you what you want"

"Go bum bum bum bum bum"

"Dum dum dum dum dum"

*Tries singing the reverse part*

"Thai o toy o Thai Thai "

It's never ending....never

I also tried going down a children's slide XD

Bubs: can you slide down?

Me: no, my ass is too big

XD me and her joke about that too...

Also, I began to rant at one point

Me: why does everyone I know like, call me queen as I greet them or so? Like that's...why?

(It is so fucking true and I don't know why people do that to me lmao and I didn't even tell them I am PAN QUEEN or anything, they just started for...some reason XD)

Bub: I dunno queen

Me: you're an asshole

XD lmao

Also, I blame Ryan!

We were texting and such and in Bub's room...

Bubs: *chewing gum*

Ryan: ew, spit that out, that's bad for your teeth

Bubs: fine, *looks to the side and spits it out, ends up on floor as her mother walks in* oh, hey Mom!

Me:*laughs with bubs*

Mum: Bubs! That's disgusting!

XD I can't! And we blamed Ryan because he did say to spit it out...he said he meant into the bin, but no where in the sentence he said that the first time lmao jk me and bubs are just lil shits

Also! There is a shovel in her room...a actual snow shovel

Bubs dad (buddy ole chum ole pal): why is there a shovel?

Bubs: because mom said to make a path with it

Me:*laughs*

Her room is hell ngl...XD