Okay, so I love my grandmother XD she had got me a sublime and Nirvana shirt lmao with Converses
(My emo is showing) and honestly that's big for me, Because I will wear my shoes till they have legit begin to have holes in them, ngl and also don't like shopping in general, since I was a kid.

Anyways XD

Lil shit: wanna know PA's bird?

Me:*sighs* no one cares

Grandma: what?

Lil: *I dunno what the fuck he said*

Grandma: oh really?

Me: no one still cares

Lil: and then do you know the NJ state bird?

Me: ugh

Grandma: what?

Lil:*says it*

Me: wanna see the hugest orange? Look at our president

√( • - •)\ tbh...

Anyways, today I was watching James Charles on the tv and my grandma comes in and watches a few minutes...and says....

"Oh, he's cute"

My heart XD lmao

Also, here are thoughts while I am in church, and obviously I don't really have a religious belief, but it's eehh hard to explain, anyways, enjoy my moments of not wanting to be there, sorry to offend.

How many exorcisms were preformed here?

I touched myself with holy water, does that mean I'm not that demonic?

Brendon Urie's family kicked him out because of religious beliefs...was his forehead that sinnly?

WE HAVE TO FUCKING STAND UP AGAIN?

Holy shit, how many songs are they going to fucking sing? The last one felt like it was ten minutes

Am I going to hell for saying "fuck" too much? I mean, it's a fucking filler in a sentence, I don't think so

I wish I wore a fucking watch

When are they going to eat the crackers? That's when it's almost over

*Has no doubt stuck in head, "Sunday morning*

If I stubbed my toe and scream "FUCK!" In here, would I be kicked out? Should I ask...no, I think the pastor would fucking ban me

Do all these families not curse? I feel so bad, and they watch nice family shit too, ugh no Shane Dawson for them, maybe

What if I fall asleep?

I don't even fucking understand what they are talking about, I can't concentrate

I'm going to hell....

WHAT DOIN DADDY?
*Tries not to laugh*

Is it sad that five year olds are better then me?

Why am I childish?

Did someone ever fucked in here? That's one hell of a story to tell...

OH SHIT I DID THE THING WRONG
I hope no one saw me do that, I'm ackward as fuck!

Did anyone died in here? Or like got married?

Grandma gave me this horrible candy and I have no where to spit this shit, now I have to eat it, the fuck is life?

What is life?

How did they make the glass stained? Did they use food coloring?

Uhm, yeah. I am like a fucking five year old and obviously can't fucking concentrate, I don't even know what they were talking about, so don't ask.

I'm going to hell, and that's okay

I'm sorry whoever is up there and to you...

"People say I need Jesus, no, Jesus needs me bitch!" -bubs