xD I'm snorting into my pillow for a few minutes, it's not even funny! Jesus Christ XD

My brother is watching Moana in the other room and a part came on XD, "I ate my grandma!" And I can't stop laughing, I'm going to hell XD going to meet the fuckers who traumatized me and fucking made me this way, sound fun!...not

Okay I stopped snorkeling!

Legit, I just don't even laughs sometimes,  I just go into a  snorkel fit and get judged lmao

Snazzy Jazzy is never going to fucking die, I just realized it. I mean, of course, I am far from complaining, but holy shit XD I thought it would be one thing and done... nope. XD nah fam. Not even attractive lmao

•blendinGouT started this fucking name

•i talked about it once

• Nijineko139 keeps it alive XD just in general and probably everyone else

My best friend still calls me J-BIRD and that was a fucking one time thing, not even that was a random name flying by and she just stuck with it XD don't worry, I purposely spell her name wrong XD

EVERYTIME WE ARE ON THE PHONE AND SHE'S SENDIN A PICTURE, SHE SAYS "JUSTIN BEIBER, JBIRD HAHAHA" Because she knows I hate it  and also would say Jonas Brothers

man, how can someone so mean sometimes to me, sleep so peacefully and nicely as if they were as innocent?

My brother was eating spaghetti today and I yelled, "SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!" and felt highly offended

Im going to have a huge ass Bruise when I wake up, I don't want to sleep aaanshkavsis *I hit my arm on this lock thingy*

FRUITAS PUTAS

I'm not sorry XD

I'm going to refresh my Italian so I can speak XD horribly in class and no one would get why I would be snickering

I said "frutas" *inside joke and it's Spanish for fruit* and my brother said, "did you just call me a fucking bastard in Italian?" XD I looked at the fucker and said, " no, the fuck, that's not the meaning"

I kept calling him a fucker in English XD

When you're not okay

I have too many Nicknames.
Bubba
Chub chubs Jr.
Babygirl - why does alot of people call me this? Like I dunno

OH MY FUCK, I REMEMBER A GUY MY AGE SAYIN, "EXCUSE ME SWEET PEA ," AND I FUCKING WANTED TO CRY IN LAUGHTER

GOD FUCKIN WHY?

I been having weird ass dreams....sometimes I legit start kicking in fear and such I believe, well today I think i did

I dunno, I was fucking sleeping, but I have the feeling I mostly might have.

I wasn't forced to go to church today

Baby drowned me XD in the shore tho, lmao *not really but he sure did love the water*

I fell asleep in the car and forgot were the fuck we were and question life XD

I still don't get dirty jokes, nor anything dirty in general and so sometimes my innocent sentences might look dirty, but it goes completely over my head XD oops it sucks

I need sleep, plus I took melatonin, fight me

Night.