My bitch got to see the holy big forehead of Brendon Urie while I was in mofo church, trying not to fall the fuck to sleep over an old man talking about... I dunno

I'm going to hell bitches

Sucka my cocka

XD

Why do I think like this?

You know how you say prayers? Well, I did today to God and I thought:
"God, if you're fucking real, you're not doing your job right. I am in full hell, I am in pain, and I still go through it, I keep moving, I stopped asking for you to help years ago, and all I'm fucking asking is you to make us goddamn late for church! I don't wanna go! Okay, I don't fucking care either way of their bullshit, I am going to hell either way, remember me, the queer fuck? I am goin to sleep in that fucking church if we go....GODDAMN IT! WE ARE HERE BEFORE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE EVEN WITH GODDAMN TRAFFIC?! One thing, that's all I asked!!!"

Soy Dora sucks my dick for free and Boots is jealous

mY bOdY lIkE jElLo mAkE thE bOys SaY hElLo cAusE yOu knOw iM rOcKiN tHe bEaT

I AM THE GREAT CORNHILIO, TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE

No one is going to get my references to Beavis and Butthead

Ahahahahah

see ya in a while you junior pedofile

If you don't give me the tea, I'mma take your shoe and pee

I remember this guy at Dollar tree and we were checking out and he looked and smiled at me, and I wanted to ddiiiieeeeee I wasn't even near the goddamn checking out area, and what I want to do everytime a waiter or so does that is yell "IM SOOO GAYYY"

I have problems

I will have a seat right next to Satan, I am Satan

SATAN'S ASSHOLE

I have no clue why I wanted to include that

Rain, rain go away, I want to get head another way

Wow, I dunno if I'm just a disapointment or nah

I have too many dark and inappropriate jokes...

"As the couple carve there undieing love in the tree, I carve my undieing pain on my arm"

I'm super depressed

I need jeeeessuuusssss

Cheezus over Jesus

I'm not sorry

I know a bum in Texas, know that I'm too smart to be sexist

X's and the OOOOOOO's they haunt me, like a lil bitch, they want meeee

I would be that asshole that would make fun of the demons in my house, "haha fucking cunt, so insecure and scared to leave you feed off of other people's fear, wwoooaaahh im so scared of a goddamn lamp knocking over, bitch, please, I have more things that are scary like learning how to pay taxes"

SUCK A DICCCKKK for free

AVOCADOS ARE AMAZING FUCKER

I am dead on the inside