XD I have a child *hugs the child*  (the one that told me that I snorkle) not  really, but I'm adopting her lmaaoooo
Anyways, we are in the car, fooling around, and she is reading off this menu and..

Her: there is pasta, ravioli, cheese pizza, pepperoni pizza-

Me: stop, your making me hungry XD

Her: wait! There is *something something*, and there is cheese patata!

Me:*burst out laughing* a what?

Her:*laughs with me* PATATA

It was like a  paninni (can't fucking spell, brain fried) or so holy shit it was adorable and funny.

Also, another story, today me and my bitch just sang ALL Y'ALL LADIES BOP YOUR BUSSY LIKE THIS SHAKE IT OFF DONT MISS
.....it has been stuck in my head all day lmao

Also, me and her made a few songs

Which will be on my album, sweep it up because I am lil broomstick (YouTube reference)

Some Christmas jingles

He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when your awake,
He knows when you been
Giving head,
So go under the covers for
Goodness sake!
Oh you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling
You why
Your baby daddy is going to
Expose you on snap!

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Tis the season to steal your man
Falalalala
I'm gonna give him better head
Falalalala
When you ask out another man, your going to get ass snatched again
Falalalala
That's why no ones slides in
Your dms and why your still a
Vi-r-rgin
Falalalalala

(My other fren wrote on her hand, 'im big daddy, while you are small daddy' and wanted to question it lmao)

Bubs and her mother:

Bubs: lick, lick, lick-

Mum: -dont say it-

Bubs: I WANNA EAT YO DICK

XD isn't there relationship great?
Also, I will answer every question next part in this story lmao

Peace and blessings bitch - Twaimz

Also, good luck on testin