So, my friend bailed and ignored me, no one pretty much cared to remember my birthday, and so on and so on...

So, my mother dragged me to asshole's house and he is a huge dick.

"Oh, it's your birthday doesn't mean you get special privileges, your a brat, spoiled, you never gotten beaten, your Soo spoiled" blah blah blah

( Far fucking from it, I can tell you stories bro, I seen shit, legit)

Over a fucking chair.

Me: lemme sit there, your eating bro, go inside

Him: no, it is not your house

Me: it's my birthday

Him: nope

So we got into an argument, and then I took his bowl of soup and spilled it

Me: fucking get out of the chair

Him: no, you brat

Me: fucker, really, can you just move?

My mother told me to just sit on him

Him: if you sit on me, I'mma spill Pepsi on you

Me: the fuck? Oh fucking sugary drinks make me scared

I sat on his lap and he pored soda on me like three million times

XD shit didn't bother me lmaaaoo

And I got to sit in the mofo chair

So, yeah

Also my ma got me cupcakes last minute and got candles and thought one of them was a one but it really was a seven XD lmao! I laughed at her and said she was dumb lmao *she called me a fucking bitch earlier*

And then they sang to me and it sucked, but oh well, also, my mother shoved my cupcake in my face, twice, and now I gave up cleaning it lmao
Yes, I had two cupcakes

^^^^^^
Right before the picture lil shit said his bladder hurts and I lost it. I have soda and cake on me

LxmxnJxck ayyyeee it's ya boi