Oml, I have finals and I ain't studying that shit XD fuck outta here, 91s and 92s *exept math and science which is like in 80s or like so*  and still not fokin exempt!!!! Because we need a fokin 93 AVERAGE AND BITCH I CANT LMAO

I am out on June 11th bitches

in reading:
(Legit been doing it for daayssss)
Me: *out loud* can...can I get one more point? Like I got a 92 in here, I will chop my toes off for that one point tbh..

In science:

Me: I don't fucking care tbh...

In math:

Me: it's pretty easy and also, I don't care

In English:

Me: IM THE ONLY BITCH EXEMPT HERE, I DO FOKIN CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT, I DONT FUCK WIT IT, PRAISE gOd THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS SHIT

In world history:

Me: this is fucking stressful as fuck, but again, I don't care like, fUck iT

XD so my thoughts lmao

I was in Tech. Ed (Engineering arts) and we had a substitute who let us go on computers, some of us had to share. I shared with my bitch and we looked at depressed art *I related to it all...* And other kids were playing on this stupid ass game, worse then that stupid ass fuckin wannabe looking headass Fortnite, that you are an egg and you fight each other. Anyways, so the kids are really competitive, and this guy got so happy * I guess...*and yelled loudly, "EAT MY BUBBLE GUM TITTIES!"

The substitute was near, and would've heard either way, and said, "you were doing so well, till the last part."

XD

The bell rang and me and my bitch were walking and noodle comes from behind and pokes me in the back lmao

I started talking to noodle for a hot second and my fokin bitch is a few feet away talking to another girl XD lmao! And I was like, "bitch! I was just talking to her for a few seconds, why are you leaving meee?"

Bitch: well, I got jealous and instead of cursing them out, I walked away

Me: *laughs* oh, it's fine lmaaoooo

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Remember my irl fren I call husband? *Please understand this is a inside joke and I have absolutely no feeling for her exept friendship, and we just call each other names *wife/husband*  in a jokingly sense and nothing like holding hands and shit *   We will call her Cad, mkay

So I HATE Spiderman, really do. I'm not sorry, lmao

Cad: yOu don't like Spiderman? What the fuck is wrong with you!?

Me: nothing bitch! Spiderman is so fucking dumb! "Oh I got bit by a spider, now I'm a hero!" He is also weak as fuck!

Blah blah blah

Me: fine! DIVORCE BITCH!

Cad: fine ex-wife!

Math class:

Cad:*walks by* is that my ex-wife?

Me: is that my ex-husband?

XD

Two days, and this shit has still been going on.. *playfully fighting and yee*

Today:

Me: hey, ex-husband!

Cad: bitch!

*Yelling back and forth*

Me: KNOW WHAT? SOPHIA IS MY NEW HUSBAND!

Sophia: *looks up from drawing* wha- I'm male?

Me: Yes bitch, you are my new husband

XD

Waiting for sandwich thingy XD

Cad: you are a whore, going husband left and right!

Me: well at least I ain't desperate to suck my own  non-existent dick!

Sophia: can you even do that?

Cad: well, my shit is so big that I have to fokin fold that shit in my pants

Me and Sophia:*laughs*

*I can't remember*

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In the hallway to math

Sophia: wait...I just realized something...

Me: what?

Sophia: I am married, male, and have a body pillow that has aids (it's an inside joke)

Me:*laughs* duh

XD so we all did whatever and ninth period, I had reading but went to the bathroom in middle of class, and when I was about to turn the corner XD Cad was there

Me: *squints* ex-husband

Cad: please be my wife again? I won't do anything like that again

Me: *hugs* fine!

Cad: alright! Don't be messing with your new husband then

Me: okey *laughs and walks away*

Why are we dumb? Like we legit do this in public, in front of class mates like a fucking drama show XD because it all started when we were bored

Does anyone else has friends like that?