Mario: you know, there is something different about you then other girls

Me: *innocent and doesn't see it coming* what?

Mario: you have huge breast, much-

Me:*grabs fren, screeches and runs*

Mario: *laughs and runs after us*

Well... damn

Mario: *being short, jumps and hugs me from behind*

Me:*screeches loudly and runs faster to bus*

Well...I'm sorry husband, your wife had died in this horrid exercise and screeching...

That went zero to a hundred real quick and then my fren on the bus wanted a fucking window seat and I said no...so she sat on my lap XD and like when she finally got up I screeched from the blood flowing back through my leg again...my leg hurts lmao