This is off topic, like my life goals, anyways, yee

My bitch is talking about kissing lmao but like...oh man

Her: like, isn't making out like disgusting? Like mixing each other's saliva and-

Me:*gags like a five year old*

Her: like, and then your tounges-

Me:*still gagging* IM BECOMING A FUCKING NUN!

*Kinda funny to say that even tho I don't believe much in God*

Her:...why?

Me: nah fam, I can't, I can't *gags* shut up

XD legit gagging, like I legit had a tear fall down my face XD lmao

over thinking:

Like I'm sorry! I don't care, I'm nine year old, I don't care! People make out with stranger and they DONT KNOW WHERE THERE MOUTH CAME FROM, THEY NEED TO BRUSH THEIR TEETH AND TOUNGE AT LEAST OMG, I KEEP GAGGING

Oh God, kill me