People: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

me:*doesn't have one* oh shit, it's today?

Legit, who the fuck am I going to say happy Father's day to? xD probably my friends because I don't have one

*Glares at wall before yelling* WELL A DEAD FUCKING ASSHAT WHO CANT FUCKIN BE MORE OF A FUCKIN BUM BUM AND FUCKING NEVER SENT A GODDAMN LETTER TO SAVE HIS LIFE TO ME OR EVEN SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR SO, WASNT EVEN IN THE ROOM WHEN I WAS BORN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, AND I SWORE EVERY FUCKING DAY HE WOULD COME BUT ONLY FOUND TEARS AND FUCKING ANGER BUILDING UP WHY ARE PARENTS SO FUCKIN HORRIBLE? WHY DO I JUST HAVE THE WORSE FUCKING PARENTS? WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOD THINKIN!?

Poor little fuck up, boo hoo, no one fucking cares about your little fucking sad story of life, I  know, that was a rant and a half...

Wait..I'm daddy...XD hold on an inside joke *hahaha I like how I make fun of my bad past because I'm super healthy as fuck* if I don't get a happy Father's day fucking message, I'mma be a mad daddy XD I made myself laugh...I need friends and/ or sleep.

I bet one freind will say something just because XD probably anime boy

Oh boy, oh joy *ready to cover up depression with my humor and smart ass mouth*

In the car, nikkiplz WEARING OVERALLS AND A NIRVANA SHIRT, *I am still in love with soy Dora* I started blasting Nirvana and my mother made me change it.... in till I begged her for one song to play XD

MY MOTHER LET ME SCREAM GORRILLAZ Nijineko139 YEEEEEEEEEE

I also put this on

I cried XD *song about equality* lmao and she took the whole fucking cord out and yelled at me that she was on the road

Oh man, don't go on trips with me, we legit finally get to my grandma's house and i.....XD

Their is cameras, right? Anyways, me being an asshole goes near the security door and XD very closely *like a few inches THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID BECAUSE IM IMMATURE AND OBVIOUSLY FIVE*
and said, "security cameras, do you like me kissing your door?" And my mother is laughing at me and telling me to stop XD and my grandma walks into the point of view of her granddaughter too close to the fuckin door talking to the camera if it- XD  I'm an asshole

And then we were in her apartment and it is hot as fuck, not lieing, and so my grandmother says, "Jazmine, it will turn on when it gets hotter outside," or something like that and so i waddle over to the fuckin air conditioner and rub it gently and say, "hey beautiful, *snorts* are you turned on?"

I'm a disapointment.

I thought it was beautiful as fuck.

CharacterShipper you've been noticed again, beauti-fucking-ful Raisin boiii

Yee that's all here folks