Okay...my grandmother is like a lovely person (really is) and we were in the car, eating..

Grandma: I might be getting a bf

Me: *chokes on food and spills shit on self like a fuck up* what?!?

That was a conversation....and now I have a spot on my pants  

^^^^^^
Ironically, in a public bathroom and yeah...

The ugly face has met her fears once again!

Lmao I'm just messing around in here because there isn't humans, but going to leave

SPON BY GOOD HOMES

LMAO