Okay, so

I was a little girl, and I fokin was a writer... xD lemme qoute some of this shit *yes I found my old writing*

My diary in second grade. It is actually a book And you could add your own shit, pretty lit bitch, so I'm not highlighting the fucking area where the questions are because I'm lazy

No body in it! Or I'll tell that you peed your pants

My name is Jazmine, but I want a new name and that's all. My nickname is Jazzy, or jazz, any one you want. If I could have a different name it would be Joceallena. My birthday is May third. My age is seven, but pretty soon, I'm eight. My hair is black, I like black hair. My eyes are dark brown. I wish I had greenish ones.
*My hair is auburn- looks black- and my eyes are chestnut brown*

Three rules I would change:

1.) Do what I want when I feel like it

2.) Party like an animal

3.) Tell a teensy fib and don't go in my room when I am in trouble.

My favorite colors is: red, purple, blue, yellow, and pink
*Black, colors hurt my eyes*

My unfavorite color is:  oml, I didn't spell well in that age and I can't breathe
Gray, just it's like, gay XD
I think I was trying to say, "Grey, just it's like, Grey"
*Bad at spelling and describing*

My unfavorite game is hands up sevens up, it makes me cry.
Awe...poor me lmao

Things that make me nervous is snakes because they are poison snakes. Also, big spiders, they can kill you. Big dogs are scary, they can bite you till you bleed. Birds, because they poop on you and your car.

Grown-up's are wierd because they always want you to do something when you don't want to and also always wants you to clean!

Here are some knock knock jokes I made...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Knock knock who?
Keep on knocking!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Who who?
Stop being an owl!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Why?
Why who?
Stop saying why!

Jokes too much
Art is my thing
Zebras are a fav
Me likes to be me
Itchy alot
Not Naughty (barely)
Eggs are the best

*New version*
Jokes too much
Asshole much?
Zamn mommy! -I dunno why I say that
MAMA LLAMA BITCH!
Interesting, but annoying
No one fucking cares
Everybody fucking hates me

Ayee

*My real diary in third grade*

July 4, 
            So diary, I'm almost going to bed, I'm in third grade now. I like this guy name bitchass, I gotta go!

XD
"Love, not hate, love+ hate= love more"
I knew fuckin math

I had such a sassy way in writing, you could fucking tell XD
I had such a cleanse and like happy essence as of now where it is dark and I realized the wrong. Like, I never thought of the wrong, only the good. Now I'm fuckin horribly pessimistic.

Okay, so I was writing in my diary a bit older from that, and in a beginning of depression. And my mother's ex, douche, opened my door and in shock i...I yell..

WOLF!

And threw the diary backwards

XD I wasn't in trouble or anything, but just I dunno, why? Lmao