All the boys feed you lies, but I'll take you to Micky D's
One of my sisters made her user name on telegram into  cummberdicknoodlepussy...and i cried
So this is my group chat:

Sis: hi

Ryan: hi cumber dick

Sis: hey Ryan Mc tittie fucker

All I am doing is crying in laughter that's why I am not replying

Ryan: mmmm
*Sends photo*

XD I'm still laughing

There's more....lmfao

Sis: snort a joint into ur pussy

Ryan: that made me                                         U n C o M f O R T A b L e

Sis: good, I am H A P P Y. Y O U. A R E
U n C o m F o R t A b L E

Wait...lmfao

Sis: isn't your social media like .odd or something

Me: fuckity.odd
        Fuckmejerry.odd

Ryan: uhm no.

Sis: I wAnt to fuck a silver lining

Me: cuntmoves.odd
        Me too bitch, on a Saturday night
        Amen

Ryan: no lol

Sis: hoeassmoves.odd

Ryan: I mean, I have hot moves

Me: why are you lying?
         Bitch ass.odd

XD no Ryan's nor drug substances were abused in this process