So my bitch is in this story XD

We were both working on a science project at study hall today and she told me this fucking story that made me not breathe.

Her story (in her words kinda):

So, I was in class and I was talking and at one point I said that the teacher looked like a patato.

She waddled her ass in the room and heard me

My mom beat the absolute shit out of me.

My mom told me not to call anyone a patato

I said, "but she waddles!"

My mom was like, "okay, how?"

And so I showed her and she laughed at me.

"I woulda roasted her ass too!"

It was too late to take back the ass whopping or anything

Yo...I'mma tell you, I legit almost died. I almost died.

XD

She is a patato

Also, in science class, I was poking my friend and I was like, "do you like that?" I like joked in a non sexually way I swear! And she was like, "stoopp.."

I turned my head and the training teacher gave me a - are you fucking kidding me?- look.

I like purposely laughed in her face and kept laughing

I'm mean and do things on purpose sometimes

At least I didn't get a detention

mari31ostrander, wasn't it fun for me to poke you? Lol