I'mma get my ass beat XD

My mom got groceries and she told me, the oldest to help.

I said, "I can't because I can't take an L"

Mum: just do it

Me: I can't I don't take L's

Me: your gonna smack me upside the head lol

Mum: yeah upside your head

Me: *takes some groceries* I can't take many because I don't do L's

I been doing this for fucking five minutes.

Now, we are in the car, finding a place to eat

Mom: where do you want to go?

Me: some place where I can't take L's

XD

Mom: does everyone have a seat belt?

Me:....nope not me because I don't take those L's

Mom: I'mma give you a fucking L

.....

I put on my seat belt and now going to probably get hit if I say it one more time XD