Mkay. My birthday is May third, living like Larry, lol

Anyways, one year, me and my friend NagelysMejias decided to go to the corner store as like a gift for me like a bag a chips or something because, why not?

You have to know, I love birthdays! Alot, alot. Because of food....i mean  being with you

So, at the cash register she was paying the lady and you know what I did...

....

I mofo whispered near her ear and said...

"It is my birthday!"

Pfft

She gave me a mofo look like, STFU and why?