So, one day in homeroom, asshole had his hoodie on. It is against school policy btw..also, this is the time where asshole's hair cut was fresh and I made fun of him for it 

Anyways, so Mr. Eyes was in the hallway or whatever and when he did come in he told asshole:

Him: hood is not allowed, off

Asshole:*slowly takes it off before showing his big O' head*

Him: aah! Nevermind, put it back on

Asshole:*puts it back on*

I almost cried lmao XD