I wear only lipstick because I don't know how the fuck to do all that shit and plus I'm lazy and would rather sleep in then look like a model...I'm fine with jeans and a baggy shirt. Shrek wannabe, fine. I don't care. I got damn sleep.

Anyways JHONPAUL-PAULJHON, this is for you and also, fuck you. Legit.

So me and bubs (Jhon) were having a sleepover. Yes, Jhon is a girl...just a very fucked up mind kind of gal.

Anyways in the morning, I was putting on lipstick and I am horrible at it....

Her: so uh, how how do you apply this?

Me: depends on how stupid i am the day

Her: well today you are retarded

XD o o f

Fuck you bubs, legit.

It came out okay too so, no L's were taking bitch

You fuck em and get no money, that's why you pee on the side of the road.

XD *these are all inside jokes*

Update: she read this and laughed