so, one point of the night, I began to play "Don't trust a hoe" and my mother sings

Mom: *sings... debatingly* don't trust a hoe!

Me: you are a hoe...

Mom:* gets close to me* excuse me, what did you call me?

Me: *laughs* I'm santa Claus! Hoe!

I got popped in the mouth lightly because I moved...well worth it
XD No L's were taking