ahahah that chapter title makes this sound serious LMFAO YOU THOUGHT

i just added a quote to me bio, "i'm the dumbass God couldnt stop."
this is because it is true. i am truly the dumbass that god couldn't stop. or is scared to :]
hopefully the latter

well anyway lemme tell the story of why that is.

when i was six i stabbed myself in the eye with a tree branch.
technically it was on accident but it still counts as dumbassery
i now have a very cool scar on my eyelid imo

it's not very prominent though so that's good ,, i don't get asked about it often, but when i do i usually answer with something like "i was dueling a knight in a jousting tournament with my trusty long sword when the knight took off her helmet, letting long brunette hair fall down her shoulders. she smiled dazzlingly at me and in a moment of gay panic i froze and that's when she struck me to the ground with her sharp-edged shield. it was only later that i realized her sharpened shield had drawn a thin line of blood over my left eye. since then, i have worn this scar proudly."