i wrote this at one, passed out, then woke up this morning with a very urgent feeling

Reasons Why I Am A Psychopath:
1. i regularly threaten people with knives
2. i have bitten five people to date
3. i sleep on my stomach with my arms and legs straight by my sides
4. i also sleep with 1 (one) singular pillow
5. daddy issues
6. i layer my socks. right now i am wearing three different pairs
7. i pour my milk first
8. i will eat most any old food
9. there have been several days in a row that i went without eating and was fine (ish)
10. i have had a breakdown have sent an email containing nothing but "ow" to every single one of my teachers
11. i will wear sunglasses and a tinfoil hat inside
12. i have worn a sticky note on my forehead for a day labeled "dum" for no reason other than i wanted to
13. i have cracked my fingers like ken kaneki for as long as i remember, even before i saw the show

....don't worry y'all, i have a therapist