Yin: So where the hell were you last night?

Alister: At a party. Smoking weed

Tessa: Don't lie, you were at the library you fucking nerd
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Jia: -trying to flirt with Malik- would you kiss me for $100

Malik: I guess...?

Jia: -slams a hundred dollar bill on the table- Oh Look At That
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Rhodinite: 4 years ago I married my best friend

Rhodinite: Brielle and Maria are still mad at us but Solis and I were drunk and thought it would be funny
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Grim: How many kids do you have???

Marco: Biologically, legally or emotionally? Cause there is a difference
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Bully: Oh please you couldnt even hurt a puppy

Xin: You are right, because puppy is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You I would maim in front of your weeping mother
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Tessa: so I tried making my own version of Red Bull with crushed up caffeine pills, sparkling water and flintstones chewable vitamins

Tessa: apparentlly it was a huge safety hazard and that Delta thinks I'm "lucky to be alive with no noticable negative side effects"