shitpostin' 89
Ely: I'm crying! You made me cry!
Luna: Baby
Ely: this is no time for pet names!
Luna: No I am calling you a baby
Luna: I'm insulting you
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Jayson: Charlie why did I get a call from the school that you flipped off a teacher
Charlie: Cause they were talking shit about my pride pin -eating her ice cream-
Jayson: -looks at Rhodinite disappointed in his father- And You Took Her To Get Ice Cream!?
Rhodinite: It was either me or your mother who was going to reward her for telling a homophobe to fuck off -was finishing his ice cream cone-
Jayson: -faceplants onto the couch and screams into the cushions-
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Blair: -panicking- We are done for. This thing is going to kill us!
Brendon: Fire magic is no use! And our weapons bounce off it harmlessly
Arthur: -thinking- 'I could use my magic full power and turn it to glass but that would cause a lot of strain on my body' -looks back at the situation at hand and how gis teammates were panicking- 'Welp that's future Arthur's problem now' -turns the large slime monster into a glass statue-
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Yin: I'll take care of this. You go find your boyfriend
Oliver: Right! Wait no he isn't my- ugh!
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Alexia: The Heart Of Tartarus! Are You Crazy!?!?
Marco: Does anyone ever say yes to that question?
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Solis: It works. We might just survive this!
Maria: you doubted your own plan?
Solis: no never
Tilly: good cause I did
Solis: hey!
Maria: I did too... sorry
Solis: seriously. Anyone else!?
Rhodinite: -quietly raises his hand-
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