Me: huh. What was Malik like again?

Also Me: -rereads old roleplay involving Malik and finds that he had a lot of character development at the beginning but then because a cardboard cut out towards the end- huh... well should have seen that coming

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Marlissa: Daddy? Why do you and mommy spar inside?

Malik: -freezes in place- 'shit!' Well princess you see it's really intense and hard training. It takes a certain amount of skill to do so ^^"

Marlissa: Really. I wanna do that someday!

Malik: -mutters under his breath- I think the hell not

Marlissa: -didn't hear him- Huh?

Malik: Nothing princess ^^
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Griffith: So I want to plan a heist

Malik: what's the target

Griffith: the cafeteria after hours

Malik: I'm in

Griffith: you sure. This isn't like anything we have done before

Malik: I trust you Griffith

Griffith: I can always count on you

Merlin: You two are so gay!
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Malik: You know she will actually force feed you your whole dick when she finds out you did this. I know you are joking about this. But... -looking at the  fake newspaper that read "Jia and Malik!? New power couple" that Griffith placed outside Jia's dormroom-

Griffith: I know but it's well damn worth it to see her expression

Malik: your a brave man. A stupid yet brave man
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Eliza: So I'm your twin sister and lesbian

Malik: Cool

Eliza: I'm also dating a girl

Malik: Cool

Eliza: your taking this well

Malik: Well I mean. Compared to the rest of the shit that has happened to me. This is a pleasant surprise to say the least