Shitpostin' 81
Maria: Did you know that chickens aren't actually herbivores
Blair: chickens aren't herbivores?
Lia: nope, they are omnivores just like us
Rhodinite: I'm pretty sure you are making that up, the term for eating meat and grains is a neutravore
Brielle: where!?
Aster: the internet
Blair: most of the shit on there is real
Brielle: All my brain cells are just dropping dead at this point
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Zane: The day I get a girlfriend is the day I willingly smash my guitar on stage
Xandra: -exist-
Zane: -looks at his guitar- ... shit
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Yin: Mommy, why does Momma have a bite mark on his neck?
Lia: -coughs into her fist- well a monster did that sweety
Yin: wow, must have been a monster with dragon like teeth to leave that kind of mark!
Blair: -smirks passing by- oh you have no idea
Lia: ^^" -internally screaming-
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Eva: on a scale from Jojo to Twilight. What kind of vampire are you
Zane: Between Jojo Dio and dracula
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